I The Coup began when the President said it began, at 3:13 in the morning, Eastern Daylight Time. And though Ivanka had been awake only minutes before the President’s Secret Service knocked on
Permafrost
Shell knew he had a few more hours before the dehydration would reach critical limit. It wouldn’t be long before his judgment would be impaired and he would begin stripping himself of his heavy insulation,
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Just Another High Tide
After reorganizing his tackle box and hanging his fishing rods in the garage, Ennis DeVeaux removes his sopping wet socks and drapes them on the potbellied stove to dry. He then dumps the remains
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Death of a Congressman
He liked the sound of her high heels. Though she was no longer pacing, he could tell she was still there, every second encroaching upon that moment at 6:55 am when Mrs. Beatrice Darling’s husband
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Hearthstone
“Elle, there’s a man here who wants to talk to you.” Elle put down her Fabian pencil set and leaned back in her chair to look at the door. Uncle Albert was just outside the
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Li’l Rat
“Oy! You just kill’d dat li’l rat!” Eldan stopped and turned around. “Excuse me?” The orc was small for one of its kind, though it still towered above the spritely gnome. “I sayd you just
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Letter to the Dean of Students
Mrs. Danielle Ball Dean of Students Charlotte Country Day School 1440 Carmel Rd., Charlotte, NC 28226 Dear Mrs. Ball, I’m writing to say I’m sorry which you already know because you told
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The Playborhood
For ten billion dollars, Mike Lanza bought 1200 wild acres of land, and for ten years he cultivated it. One hundred and twenty-nine miles of cobbled roads, trails, bridges, and tunnels. 11,795 trail markers. Hundreds
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“HOW” TO “USE” QUOTATION “MARKS”
TO: trumpstaff45@whitehouse.gov FROM: s.spicer@whitehouse.gov SUBJECT: “HOW” TO “USE” QUOTATION “MARKS” Dear Staff, I’m sure “everybody” on the Trump team already knows how to use quotation marks. They’re those efficient, dual scratches positioned on the top
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Incident on Train Car 399
Ok. Here’s what happened. No, I don’t want a drink of water thanks. I’m trying to just think back through the morning’s events. Okay, right. I was pissed because I woke up and I saw
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