After reorganizing his tackle box and hanging his fishing rods in the garage, Ennis DeVeaux removes his sopping wet socks and drapes them on the potbellied stove to dry. He then dumps the remains
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Raymond Littlefield ignores the temperature of his scalding hot coffee and casually incinerates the tip of his tongue.
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