We do not like to be called anti-Vaxxers because that is your word. We have our own words. We prefer complimentary words or lateral approaches, an unseen garden path obscured
An Incredible Pumpkin
Sean Spicer looked and spoke like a nervous understudy in a school play, only thirty years older and moderately jaundiced. “My, uh, my pumpkin is the biggest,” he shouted at the county fair vegetable
Official Materials
Fabulous, Wendy thought. I’ve become the kind of woman whose husband gives her spa gift certificates for Christmas. Yep, that’s me. What’s next, scented candles and sleepshirts with cats on them? The place Mike
Transcribed from the Body Microphone of Flight Engineer Novitskiy, Oleg (Roscosmos)
January 17th, 2017 International Space Station Zarya Control Module GMT: 19:37 We’ve all had a busy day, but there’s a few important items on the agenda, so let’s try to keep our energy up.
Throbbing
I have a confession to make, and it’s not cool: I can’t get it up. I discovered this last Saturday when I finally got Cindy Chatsworth to go on a date. We’d been chatting
Jared Takes a Walk
The White House lawn looked like cake. KUSH! KUSH! KUSH! Jared felt long-gone claps of well-intentioned mitts on his shoulder and past reflexes of beer down his throat as the lights of the Capitol winked
100 Beers of Solitude
One night I threw a guy off a roof. There was this party. 100 Beers of Solitude. I was invited by someone I thought was my soulmate but was really more a fair weather friend.
The Unceremonious Click of a Button
Raymond Littlefield ignores the temperature of his scalding hot coffee and casually incinerates the tip of his tongue.
SUBGREBBIT: TREEGATE
SUBGREBBIT: TREEGATE Subscribed Humans Against Treepeople: 4 online treetruthERs: 1 GREBBIN THE TRUTH! PINNED POST The purpose of this online community is for the residents of Auburn CA to expose the secret life of
Trump Tower
Ye ye ye. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. You got this yeezy – you on fleek – you best – you god. Pray for Paris – pray for the parents. Ye.