For ten billion dollars, Mike Lanza bought 1200 wild acres of land, and for ten years he cultivated it. One hundred and twenty-nine miles of cobbled roads, trails, bridges, and tunnels. 11,795 trail markers. Hundreds
“HOW” TO “USE” QUOTATION “MARKS”
TO: trumpstaff45@whitehouse.gov FROM: s.spicer@whitehouse.gov SUBJECT: “HOW” TO “USE” QUOTATION “MARKS” Dear Staff, I’m sure “everybody” on the Trump team already knows how to use quotation marks. They’re those efficient, dual scratches positioned on the top
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Incident on Train Car 399
Ok. Here’s what happened. No, I don’t want a drink of water thanks. I’m trying to just think back through the morning’s events. Okay, right. I was pissed because I woke up and I saw
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Richard
When Nixon became president, all of the other presidents died. First there was Dwight Eisenhower—liberator of France, the hero of WWII, Great America’s godfather. He had a heart attack while standing naked in the mirror.
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