I walked and walked across a landscape with very little to recommend it; that looks dull and embarrassed even in the most glamorous HDR photographs. Tall grass whipped my shins and hid the prairie-dog holes
You Do You
We do not like to be called anti-Vaxxers because that is your word. We have our own words. We prefer complimentary words or lateral approaches, an unseen garden path obscured
An Incredible Pumpkin
Sean Spicer looked and spoke like a nervous understudy in a school play, only thirty years older and moderately jaundiced. “My, uh, my pumpkin is the biggest,” he shouted at the county fair vegetable
Official Materials
Fabulous, Wendy thought. I’ve become the kind of woman whose husband gives her spa gift certificates for Christmas. Yep, that’s me. What’s next, scented candles and sleepshirts with cats on them? The place Mike
Transcribed from the Body Microphone of Flight Engineer Novitskiy, Oleg (Roscosmos)
January 17th, 2017 International Space Station Zarya Control Module GMT: 19:37 We’ve all had a busy day, but there’s a few important items on the agenda, so let’s try to keep our energy up.
100 Beers of Solitude
One night I threw a guy off a roof. There was this party. 100 Beers of Solitude. I was invited by someone I thought was my soulmate but was really more a fair weather friend.
The Search
“Which truth is the most true!”, the largest giant floating head shouted once again. Martin couldn’t understand why the thing was shouting in the first place. The room, if it was a room,
Paperwork
The Administrative Investigations Board of a Tampa Bay Veteran’s Hospital has concluded that hospice staff violated policy when they accidentally left a dead body unattended in a bathroom for nine hours. “Hey, Ben. So, the
MeatLords
In the year Blarg -0.48, the pilgrims came to Earth. Some came to escape religious persecution on their home planet. Some came for new trade routes. Some were interested in iron ore deposits, bringing a