The White House lawn looked like cake. KUSH! KUSH! KUSH! Jared felt long-gone claps of well-intentioned mitts on his shoulder and past reflexes of beer down his throat as the lights of the Capitol winked
One night I threw a guy off a roof. There was this party. 100 Beers of Solitude. I was invited by someone I thought was my soulmate but was really more a fair weather friend.
Raymond Littlefield ignores the temperature of his scalding hot coffee and casually incinerates the tip of his tongue.
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In the year Blarg -0.48, the pilgrims came to Earth. Some came to escape religious persecution on their home planet. Some came for new trade routes. Some were interested in iron ore deposits, bringing a